Giddy the Porch Goose Statue
Evergreen
Store Pickup Available
Description
Meet Giddy — the goose who's been holding down porches since before "curb appeal" was a whole personality. She's cast in weather-ready metal, stands a solid 21 inches tall, and comes with exactly zero complaints about rain, snow, or the neighbor's opinions.
The real magic, though, is that Giddy's wardrobe changes with the seasons (sold separately, be warned — you will want more than one outfit), so she goes from Easter bonnet to football jersey to Santa hat without you lifting more than a hand-me-down outfit swap. Consider her the low-maintenance roommate your front step didn't know it needed.
Shipping & Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.