Moms, it’s time to trade in your to-do list for a cocktail and a little chaos. No kids, no responsibilities—just a boozy, buzzy, and slightly inappropriate day where the only thing you need to worry about is how hard you’ll laugh.

💋 What’s Included in Your Ticket:

🍹 A Bloody Mary to kick things off—because every great story starts with a little liquid courage.

🚍 A seat on the hottest ride in town—where the only thing vibrating at this point is your phone (tip your driver, they’re in for a ride too 😉).

🍽️ A lunch that hits all the right spots—because no one likes an unsatisfied ending.

📚 A shopping detour at Pages & Parcels—where you’ll find books, gifts, and maybe even a few naughty little secrets.

🎁 A bookish swag bag—stuffed with surprises hotter than your favorite romance novel.

🍷 A frozen wine slushie for dessert—cool, sweet, and guaranteed to go down easy.

But don’t get too comfortable—because after lunch, things start buzzing. 💋 We’re heading to The Neighborhood Slush for the most intense bracket competition you’ve ever seen. That’s right—vibrator races. Place your bets, cheer wildly, and see whose contender can go all the way to the finish line. It’s fast, it’s furious, and it’s guaranteed to have you doubled over… in laughter.

💰 Why It’s Worth Every Penny

For just $150, you’re getting a full day of indulgence, entertainment, and the kind of memories that only happen when you mix great friends with a little bit of mischief. Think about it—by the time you cover a top-notch meal, cocktails, shopping, an exclusive swag bag, a ride with zero responsibilities, and an experience you literally can’t get anywhere else—this trip pays for itself in pure joy. And honestly, when’s the last time you treated yourself to a day that’s all about you?

So grab your best girls, leave your inhibitions at home, and get ready for a ride that will shake, buzz, and leave you absolutely breathless.

🚨 Seats are limited, and trust us—you don’t want to hear about this secondhand. Snag yours now before someone else takes your spot. 😉

**Bus leaves from Glennie's in Darlington at 10:30 and will return between 4:30 PM and 6:00PM!